Monday, January 9, 2012

He's b-a-a-a-a-k!

The gg is back after a fairly lengthy hiatus. I apologize to the readers for the abruptness of my departure and promise that the next time I choose to take a sabbatical, I will give you all some advance notice. After all, I do understand that you the reader need to have someone like me at your side at all times to help you stave off those sudden cravings for sanguinity.

I have saved up a year's worth of material that I had planned to start unloading on readers in this my first venture back to the blog world, but I decided to defer that and instead to use my time and space here to pay tribute to my long time idol, that great neocon of negativism, the pied piper of pessimism, the sine qua non of cynicism, that Great GrandDaddy of Grouchiness. I'm talking of course about the late, great Andy Rooney, who departed this life during my absence. Andy did more than anyone else of his generation to elevate grouchiness to its current stature as an art form. He had an uncanny knack for identifying and analyzing the simplest, most common irritants experienced daily by everyone in America life. And he did it with such style, grace and humor that we couldn't help but love him for it. He was everyone's favorite curmudgeon. No contest. Goodbye Andy. We miss you. Wherever you are, keep that scowl on your face and your thumbs down.

And now I am both honored and humbled to take his place. I will begin my reign as Curmudgeon in Chief commencing with my next posting.

gg

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Welcome, fellow grouches. Come in, put on a frown and make yourselves at home. According to my family and friends, I've been a grouch for quite some time. I turned 65 a couple of years ago so now not only am I a grouch but an official geezer to boot. A Grouchy Geezer! (But truth be known, I'm a grouch only on days ending in a "Y").

My purpose here is to share some of the things I've observed and experienced over the course of my life that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of me. Things that helped make me into The Grouchy Geezer. As fellow grouches, I feel sure you, too, have encountered similar things in your lives that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of you as well. If so, you'll have the chance to share them on this site.

The format is simple. From time to time I will post a pet peeve based on a particular life experience or observation or something currently in the news or in the culture that makes me grouchy.

This will be a free and open board and anyone is welcome to comment. You may comment on my peeve or relate one of your own. Any topic is fair game as long as it is something that makes you grouchy. The only requirement is that you use good taste and refrain from personal attacks. Use of profanity will make me even grouchier and bar you from further access to the site. That means you will have to grouch to your wife, not on here.

None of this is to say that uplifting banter is not encouraged. By all means, if you have something to say that is inspiring or that might force other readers to have to suppress a smile, let us hear it. But don't overdo it; after all, it's our grouchiness that defines and unites us and makes this blog possible.

GG