The Grouchy Geezer
Friday, July 7, 2023
Good News (or bad, depending on your point of reference): the Grouchy Geezer will be back real soon to reclaim my temporarily abandoned station as America’s (well, okay, this small portion of the state of Texas if you insist) reigning curmudgeon. This has not been the first time I have taken a leave, and I’m sure some of you may not have even noticed I’ve been away. One thing the gg has learned in his time away is just how hard writing really is. By writing, I mean regular writing. Writing often enough to justify calling itself a blog. I’ve come to admire people who write for a living – who have to write everyday to meet a deadline, or who have to write everyday to stay on the path toward that novel that their agent is pushing them hard to finish or that their publisher insists be completed by a certain date. Sure, a blog writer like the gg has more leeway – we can write whenever and however often we damn well please. But if we don’t write often enough, pretty soon our regular readers lose interest and will cease to follow us when we do decide to post on our blog. I hope there are at least a few of you out there who have had the patience to wait me out. Rest assured, you’ll be sorry you did. But never mind all this. For better or for worse, the gg full well intends to re-activate The Grouchy Geezer in my now-familiar iconoclastic style. I have a whole new assortment of things that make me grouchy on a daily basis that I am ready to share with you the reader. So batten down the hatches and brace yourselves. The Grouchy Geezer returns ---soon . Past readers know that the things in life that irritate the gg the most are not those big issues symptomatic of a breakdown in our social order, but small every-day matters such as the following, which I have written about in the past: kinky water hoses, hard-to-open pill bottles and snake repellent, for example. Those are the truly big issues. So forget about tariffs, trade wars with China, missile tests, background checks and all the rest of the little things that consume us on a daily basis. The gg can deal with those. But about those little thin plastic bags used to bag fruit and vegetables in the grocery aisle that you have to delicately roll between your shaky, arthritis-laced fingers just right to get them to open………….. . Stay tuned. gg
Monday, January 3, 2022
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Thursday, November 25, 2021
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -- if we must
Just for this day, at least, won't you join the gg in setting aside those negative feelings. Don't think about those small little nuisances that drive us grouches crazy on a daily basis. Because they are truly small and little, particularly when laid side by side by all of the things that make life worthwhile. Like peanut brittle, for instance.
So before you leave the dinner table today, lean over and let your Great Uncle Ned know that you still love him despite his having morphed into a Trumpie during the past year. Or tell your rebellious nephew Maurice that the world hasn't gone entirely to hell since Obama left office. But I suggest that you wait until the pie has been served and eaten before breaking this cardinal rule of Thanksgiving dinner.
And, speaking of dinner, I hear the missus gg announcing that it is now being served here in Grouchland.
Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! But remember, it ends at midnight tonight. I expect to see all of you out there on Black Friday -- pushing and shoving and otherwise returning to your normal selves, as Grouches.
gg
Friday, May 21, 2021
GEEZER PARKING ONLY
Since my stroke in March of 2020, I now think of my life history in terms of two distinctly different time
Monday, May 10, 2021
THE GG RETURNS ... AGAIN
Greetings once more, fellow grouches -- the old Grouchy Geezer returns after his latest -- and longest -- hiatus of 15 months. My absence this go-round was not due to anything trifling, unless there are readers among you who live on the really dark side who might regard a stroke -- yes... a stroke for godsakes ... as something trifling.
Yes, the gg suffered a fairly major stroke in March of last year ( 2020). I can assure one and all there is nothing trifling about a stroke. Even if one is fortunate enough to survive such an event , as I thankfully was, a stroke is a major life changer. Most of the changes of which I speak are bad -- in my case. the stroke took away most every function I had on my left side. I had limited use of my left leg and no use of my left arm or left hand, though after 16 months of intense therapy I have regained enough leg movement that I can now get around with a quad cane and I am gradually seeing some improvement in my arm abd hand; however, I can only type with one hand, so that makes maintaining this blog more difficult, so I plead with you dear readers to overlook typos and other errors you are likely to see from time to time.
Those are the bad life changes. I want to do something out of the ordinary for this old grouch and talk about some of the good changes. For starters, my stroke has allowed (or maybe forced) me to focus on the things that are truly important in this life, beginning with life itself -- things such as family -- Mrs. GG and I welcomed the arrival of two grandchildren during this 15-month period, with one more scheduled for September -- add to that good music and good literature, which I am consuming in greater quantities and frequencies than before my stroke. Perhaps most significant of all, it has confirmed for me the value of humor in every human endeavor. Even in my darkest moments, humor has been as great a tool for me as my therapy.My goal is to keep my therapists in stiches every time I have a session ( currently, three times a week ).
So there you have it. The Grouchy Geezer is happy and excited to announce that he is back once again. I have a pent-up supply of nuisances to share with you starting soon. I just felt I owed you the readers an explanation about where I've been. I'm pretty sure at least some of you have been on pins and needles waiting to find out. Haven't you?
Thursday, January 2, 2020
Can We Live in a 2020 World Without 20-20 Vision?
My purpose here is to share some of the things I've observed and experienced over the course of my life that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of me. Things that helped make me into The Grouchy Geezer. As fellow grouches, I feel sure you, too, have encountered similar things in your lives that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of you as well. If so, you'll have the chance to share them on this site.
The format is simple. From time to time I will post a pet peeve based on a particular life experience or observation or something currently in the news or in the culture that makes me grouchy.
This will be a free and open board and anyone is welcome to comment. You may comment on my peeve or relate one of your own. Any topic is fair game as long as it is something that makes you grouchy. The only requirement is that you use good taste and refrain from personal attacks. Use of profanity will make me even grouchier and bar you from further access to the site. That means you will have to grouch to your wife, not on here.
None of this is to say that uplifting banter is not encouraged. By all means, if you have something to say that is inspiring or that might force other readers to have to suppress a smile, let us hear it. But don't overdo it; after all, it's our grouchiness that defines and unites us and makes this blog possible.
GG