Monday, October 12, 2009

I'm amazed when I think of all the advancements made in science, technology, medicine and communications over the course of my adult life. We've landed men on the moon several times and sent probes and orbiters to other bodies in the solar system. The Hubble telescope has unlocked the very secrets of the universe and allowed astronomers to see almost all the way back to the beginning of time, to the Big Bang. Physicists have discovered tiny particles within the atom never before know to exist and which have unlocked the mystery of matter. In fact, they have now discovered something known as anti-matter. Microbiologists have found parts of the human cell--DNA--never before known to exist and which has unlocked the mystery of the origin of life. Advances and discoveries in the medical field have produced a host of new life saving and life enhancing drugs. The invention and perfection of the microchip has allowed us to store a whole library of information on something no larger than a pinhead and, together with the invention of the internet, has revolutionized the way we gather, store and disseminate information and data and the way we transact commerce. Most all of us now use devices small enough to wear on our hips or carry in our purses that allow us to communicate with each other orally, textually or pictorially. Oh, and don't forget the Ziplock bag!

But in the midst of all these grand and glorious advancements, I can't help but ask why it is, if we can do all these things, nobody can make a gas-powered weedeater and chain saw that can be started without pulling 10 times on a piece of rope.
Mrs. GG and I live just down the street from the county fairgrounds in our little Texas town. The street makes a 90 degree turn right right where our house is. Each night of the fair features a country-western band and lots and lots of beer. On each of three successive nights this past week, I found out that beer, pickup trucks and 90 degree street turns are not a good mix. Those trucks found their way into our yard and landscape on each occasion, doing considerable damage. Needless to say, this caused me to be much grouchier than normal.
Welcome, fellow grouches. Come in, put on a frown and make yourselves at home. According to my family and friends, I've been a grouch for quite some time. I turned 65 a couple of years ago so now not only am I a grouch but an official geezer to boot. A Grouchy Geezer! (But truth be known, I'm a grouch only on days ending in a "Y").

My purpose here is to share some of the things I've observed and experienced over the course of my life that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of me. Things that helped make me into The Grouchy Geezer. As fellow grouches, I feel sure you, too, have encountered similar things in your lives that have peeved, annoyed and irritated the crap out of you as well. If so, you'll have the chance to share them on this site.

The format is simple. From time to time I will post a pet peeve based on a particular life experience or observation or something currently in the news or in the culture that makes me grouchy.

This will be a free and open board and anyone is welcome to comment. You may comment on my peeve or relate one of your own. Any topic is fair game as long as it is something that makes you grouchy. The only requirement is that you use good taste and refrain from personal attacks. Use of profanity will make me even grouchier and bar you from further access to the site. That means you will have to grouch to your wife, not on here.

None of this is to say that uplifting banter is not encouraged. By all means, if you have something to say that is inspiring or that might force other readers to have to suppress a smile, let us hear it. But don't overdo it; after all, it's our grouchiness that defines and unites us and makes this blog possible.

GG