Dan Patrick of Baltimore,
the current Lieutenant Governor of Texas, has adopted as his latest cause célèbre the task of
keeping transgendered female students (males by birth who transgender to become
females) from using girls restrooms. "Urine in the wrong restroom" is what Dan Patrick of Baltimore would say to those students. Dan Patrick of
Baltimore’s concern is that among these persons are those who presumably would
use their claimed identity as females to access girl’s restrooms where they would be
able to look at young girls (or even old women, I suppose) with their pants
down using the restroom According to Dan Patrick of Baltimore, this
is an urgent matter of public policy that needs addressing without delay
(notwithstanding that it is already against the law in Texas for a male to use
a female public restroom). It is so
important that Dan Patrick of Baltimore has said that he would be willing to
forego on behalf of the State of Texas as much as $10 billion in federal
revenue for use in the public schools of Texas just to show that Dan Patrick of
Baltimore won’t be pushed around by Barack Obama of Washington, D.C. And Dan Patrick of Baltimore means it by golly. As do the legion of Dan Patrick of
Baltimore’s crazed followers who have
followed Dan Patrick of Baltimore’s zaniness and crazy antics for years on Dan
Patrick of Baltimore’s ultra right wing
Houston radio station and now voted him into high office as a State official. Dan Patrick of Baltimore is being aided and
abetted in his efforts by Texas Attorney
General Ken Paxton, who is apparently
devoting whatever time to this problem he has left over after meeting daily with his private lawyers trying to dodge charges
of securities fraud.
Now you, the faithful reader, might wonder why the old gg is
so agog at this development involving Dan Patrick of Baltimore. Surely, you’re saying to yourself, the
Grouchy Geezer does not believe that people with male genitalia should be
allowed to do their business inside a women’s restroom – does he? And surely the gg must be aware that the main
reason that males elect to transgender to females in the first place is so that
they can go inside the girls’ restroom and “look.” That is their real reason, isn’t it? Dan Patrick of Baltimore must think so. If not, why would he go to such great
lengths to stir this up and make it into such a big issue? Dan Patrick of
Baltimore has proclaimed this to be the
most pressing issue facing the great State of Texas (which Dan Patrick of
Baltimore secretly would like to return once more into the Republic of Texas). To be exact, Dan
Patrick of Baltimore think it’s a problem worth $10 billion, the amount of
federal education dollars he is willing to give up to keep transgendered
females from using the girls restroom. But the gg wishes that Dan Patrick of
Baltimore would give his supporters and fellow Texans the answer to the
following question: If a transgendered “Henry
turned Henrietta” cannot use the ladies’ restroom at school or out in public,
then what should she do when she has to pee?
According to Dan Patrick of Baltimore, Henrietta should be required to use the men’s
room, since Dan Patrick of Baltimore obviously presumes that Henrietta still retains male
plumbing. Dan Patrick of Baltimore must believe that since he has proclaimed
that transgendered persons like Henrietta should use the bathroom compatible
with their sex at birth. But since
Henrietta has gone to great lengths to convert to female sexuality because deep
inside she feels like a female and knows she’s a female, isn’t it safe to
assume she looks, acts and dresses iike a girl?
So what does Dan Patrick of Baltimore think will happen to Henrietta,
dressed as the female she now is, when she is forced to go into the boys’ restroom to pee ? In that case is Dan Patrick of Baltimore
concerned in the least for the safety of Henrietta, who is surely to be bullied
and teased, if not worse, by the male occupants of the boys restroom? So far,
Dan Patrick of Baltimore has never uttered a word condemning or
proposing any solution for school bullying.
Since those incidents are much more common, you would think it would
have gotten Dan Patrick of Baltimore’s attention by now. Could it be that victims of bullying are just
not ripe for use as props for Dan Patrick of Baltimore’s attacks on the federal
government? The gg thinks $10
million could go a long way to help stem
the tide of school bullying in Texas.
It was reported wihtin the past few days that Donald Trump may not be able to
find anyone willing to run with him as his VP or in his cabinet or as an
advisor. The gg would suggest Dan
Patrick of Baltimore would be a great fit (see reference to zaniness and crazy
antics above). There is just one catch –
in a surprising and refreshing answer to a question, Trump said he believes
that a transgendered student should be able to use whatever bathroom he/she
feels most comfortable using. In other words, everyone should just keep on keeping on with the way they've been doing it until the likes of Dan Patrick of Baltimore and his clones in some of the other states decided to make this a burning issue. Since this is apparently the most important issue of the day, and since Dan Patrick of Baltimore and
Donald Trump of New York do not agree on how to resolve it, Dan Patrick
of Baltimore is obviously not an appropriate
running mate or cabinet appointee.
The gg thinks a more burning question is: What restroom should be used in Texas by transplanted idiots from Baltimore who want us
to believe they’re native Texans? By the
way, have I mentioned that Dan Patrick is from Baltimore?
gg
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